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Miss Luana

Seated in my usual chair here at Petite Teenager HQ (we're based out of a luxury yacht that endlessly circles the Faroe Islands for some reason) I was browsing MissLuana.com, specifically the video section, when a title caught my eye - mayanruins.wmv. Surely not, I thought. As a professional reviewer of a particular kind of website I have seen some pretty unusual scenes in my time but none that paid homage to the greatest Mesoamerican civilization in history...

But there, somewhere in Central Mexico, was Miss Luana smiling broadly for the camera and announcing to the camera that she intended to climb, for the entertainment of me, the viewer, the colossal ancient Mayan pyramid that stood behind her at more than two hundred feet high. Undeterred by the throng of geriatrics from Florida wearing stripy polo shirts and high-wasted pants, our heroine takes to the task with zeal, stopping only once every few steps to arch her back and give the trusty cameraman what seems to me like an overly generous look at her sheer black g-string...


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